Mary's Place

Tuna with mayonnaise, salt, pepper and toppings of your choice.

Two monumental sausages, a pile of potato wedges and toppings of your choice.

Three massive pieces of veal, a pile of potato wedges, and toppings of your choice.

Three huge, tantalising meatballs, a pile of potato wedges and toppings of your choice.

Three gigantic pieces of chicken, a pile of potato wedges, and toppings of your choice.

Three pieces of chicken breast, and toppings of your choice. Legend has it that this was the first thing Gandhi ate after his 21 day fast. After eating, he reportedly shed a tear, saying, "This tastes better than freeing all of India from 200 years of British rule."

Countless slices of corned beef, cooked to perfection. Life doesn't get better than this. Actually, winning the lottery might be better. Okay, other than- wait, the birth of your first-born is great too. Except for those two things, life can't get any better. So yes, this tastes better than your second-born. Wait no, don't taste your children. Oh no, I'm running out of letters that I'm abl

"Some hall of fame s*$%." - Phil. (Thanks bro.) "Yeah, it's fine." - My father. "The sandwich is good honey, but you still owe me 72.45 for your-" - My mother. "You know I can't eat this David, I'm a pescatarian." - My girlfriend. "Bleh blo gah wah wah" - Some toddler I found. " " - Grandma

Clear your schedule, loosen your belt, do some stretches, so you don't melt. Be prepared for a nap when eating this one, cause you won't be moving after you're done! You'll be on your knees, I guarantee! Everyone agrees, Nothing's better than steak and cheese!

It's 11pm. I'm at the hospital waiting to finally see my grandmother, and I'm starving. Suddenly, an apparition appears before me and offers me either this tantalizing sausage sub, or the ability to cure my gram-gram immediately. What would I do? I would take a bite out of that sub, straight from the apparitions ghastly hand, and with a tear in my eye, kiss my grandma goodnight.

After finally agreeing to try this sandwich, my dad said, "Yeah it tastes pretty good I guess." Now, you might be thinking, hey after the Ghandi quote this is kind of boring. But I must urge you to take into account that this was the first compliment my father has ever given me in 28 years.

These delectable potatoes are hand-picked from the aisles of a wonderful place called Costco. They are then carefully peeled and cut into perfect "potato wedge" shapes. Perfect for photographing, gazing at the stars with, jewelry, living room decoration and even eating.

All-beef meat lasagna with in-house tomato sauce. We bought the biggest food container we could find, and it still barely fits inside. What more can I say?

Penne with our original tomato sauce and ground beef. Made al dente. Ten years ago my Italian grandmother told me, "When making penne it's always better for it to be harder rather than softer." Now that I've grown older, I realized that this mantra applies to more facets of life than just the art of pasta making.